Irrational people are everywhere. They’re all around us. Who knows, maybe you’re one of them. Before you continue reading this book review for “Illuminism Contra Discordianism”, you might want to discover for yourself whether or not you’re a rational person. The reason for this exercise of self discovery is because this book is written for Rational Humanity. If you’re sick, i.e. if you’re irrational, then you can be 100% certain that you will hate this book and this book review. So, let’s save yourself from becoming angry right now shall we; let’s find out if you’re a rational or irrational person.

There is an easy way to tell whether or not you’re an irrational person or a rational person. It’s in how you view mathematics. So, here are a few questions for you to think about before you purchase this book. Do you “hate” mathematics? Do you think mathematics was invented by someone or something, i.e. do you think humans (mathematicians, philosophers, and scientists) invented mathematics, or, if you’re a religious type of person, do you think that “God” or “Goddess” or “Karma” or whatever it is you believe to control the universe invented mathematics? Do you think that what we call science (which is just the philosophy of materialism with a mangled, incomplete, and inconsistent version of mathematics tacked onto it for legitimacy) could exist without mathematics? Do you think that there is no such thing as objective reality? Do you think that all of the various religions, philosophies, and ideologies that humans have either invented or discovered throughout history are all equivalent in Truth content, i.e. do you think that all people’s beliefs are essentially equal?

There are many more questions that I could ask, but the above should suffice. If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, then you are suffering from the disease of irrationalism and you should look for a different book to read. Perhaps the irrational lunatic Ayn Rand would be more up your alley.

However, if you didn’t answer “yes” to any of the aforementioned questions, then perhaps you are one of the few rational people remaining on this endarkened planet, and perhaps this book, and all of the books written by Mike Hockney, Michael Faust, and Adam Weishaupt, a.k.a. the Pythagorean Illuminati, will be the book/books for you.

The books written by the Pythagorean Illuminati are THE books of pure reason. You can think of them as the Gospel for rational people. Within these books, you will discover nothing less than the secret and meaning of life, mind, and everything, i.e. you will discover the purpose for your existence. Every single profound idea that you discover within the books written by the Pythagorean Illuminati is backed up by the only subject no rational person ever could, or would, argue with, namely hyperrational/ ontological/transcendental/monadic mathematics. Ontological mathematics is the answer to everything because ontological mathematics IS everything.

So, if you’re a rational person, you will have a burning desire deep inside of you to know the answer to everything. You will feel completely unfulfilled until you know this profound answer to existence. Well, you can stop feeling unfulfilled because the Pythagorean Illuminati have provided rational people everywhere with the hyperrational answer to existence. All you have to do is go to Amazon and pick up your first book from one of these preeminent authors and begin your journey to Divinity (I’ll leave links to the author’s Amazon pages at the bottom of this review).

Now, onto this newest book by the Pythagorean Illuminati, “Illuminism Contra Discordianism”. This book is about the cosmic struggle between the forces of reason/rationalism (i.e. Pythagorean Illuminist Ontological Mathematicians) and the forces of unreason/irrationalism (i.e. the Discordians). This struggle has raged since the dawn of consciousness and our planet Earth is currently in the grips of this cosmic conflict.

In “Illuminism Contra Dicordianism”, the Pythagorean Illuminati rigorously, definitively, rationally, and mathematically dissect, deconstruct, and destroy the absolutely insane ideology of “Discordianism”. If you’ve read any of the Pythagorean Illuminati’s books prior to this one, then you’re probably familiar with the way that the Illuminati use reason to completely destroy any and all irrational “systems” of belief. Discordianism gets this same destruction raised to the tenth power. In this book, the Pythagorean Illuminati thankfully DESTROY Discordianism so severely that a hypothetical CSI unit wouldn’t even find teeth to identify the body. Good riddance.

After reading “Illuminism Contra Discordianism”, you will be left without any doubt that we inhabit a 100% objective universe. This means that not everyone’s beliefs are equal. No, on the contrary, ONLY ontological mathematics is True, hence ONLY ontological mathematicians are correct in their explanation of existence, everything else is propaganda. The authors of “Illuminism Contra Discordianism” will prove that last sentence to you beyond a shadow of a doubt if you’re a rational enough person.

After reading this book, you will be left with no doubt that this world is in deep danger thanks to the legions of Discordians inhabiting our planet. You will be left with no doubt that our world is controlled by Discordians. You will be left with no doubt that if this world is going to have any chance of survival, then the Discordian way of thinking must be eradicated once and for all. You will be left with no doubt that you must take action if this world is to be healed. But what can you do?

One thing that you can do is to begin educating yourself about Pythagoreanism/Ontological Mathematics by reading the books by the Pythagorean Illuminati (Mike Hockney, Adam Weishaupt, and Michael Faust) and studying mathematics on a site such as Khan Academy. Once you begin to understand the general idea guiding Pythagoreanism (this won’t take long because these authors are amazing and the force/idea that guides Pythagoreanism is simply Reason = Mathematics) you can begin to tell other people about it.

This is the boat that rationalists are in right now. There aren’t yet enough of us who know of Pythagoreanism/Ontological Mathematics to build a credible movement on, so as of now, the best thing that we can do as rationalists is to spread Pythagoreanism’s beautiful message of equal opportunity and Positive Liberty for ALL. If all of us who study ontological mathematics go out and relentlessly spread the messages, principles, and virtues of Pythagoreanism far and wide, then it will be just a matter of time before all rationalists become Pythagoreanists. At that point in time, we will have a True movement of rationalists and, for the first time in history, the world and its people can at last begin to recover from the disease of unreason.

Once all rationalists are brought under the banner of the Pythagorean Illuminati, there will be no stopping the advent of a New World Order based on mathematics, reason, altruism, community, and equal opportunity for all. So, begin reading the books by the Pythagorean Illuminati and become educated. Then, go out into your communities and start spreading the word. There is still time. The insane Discordians haven’t won yet. Let’s all become Pythagoreanists, i.e. let’s all become hyperrational meritocratic heroines and heroes and let’s send the Discordians back to the caves from whence they came.

**ONTOLOGICAL MATHEMATICS, JACOBIN MERITOCRACY, AND PYTHAGOREAN ILLUMINISM FOR ALL AND FOREVER!!!**